You know you're an adult when your cereal doesn't float in milk. amirite?

You know you're not eating a kids cereal when it doesn't float

There are no whales in captivity. There's dolphins, orcas, and pilot whales, but no bigger whales. They are the biggest animal and yet they are still so mysterious, amirite?

Orcas and Beluga whales are still held in captivity. So the statement

There are no whales in captivity.

Is wrong and stupid.

Creating a national holiday for essential workers would not give essential workers a day off. amirite?

Make a dozen then a dozen days of double pay!!!!

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?

I like boobs in my face much more than dick

The first guy to eat cold pizza was probably just to lazy to heat it up. amirite?

Then you got the people who act absurd "oh my gosh you're eating THAT cold?! It TASTES so much better warm/hot!" Uhm... no...no it doesn't. It literally tastes the same. Maybe it's a texture thing you got going on but please don't come at me with lies because I wanna eat cold leftovers ya FEEL me?

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
@Saucierstone Bare breasts would never be "normalized." Straight men are hardwired to be be sexually attracted to women's breasts.

They can be because I've gone to nude beaches and even though everyone is boobs out naked, it's considered normal.... Like, yeah, I was fascinated for the first 5 boobs I saw, then it was all normal

It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
It's not weird when boobs are pressed against you while hugging, but it is if a dick is. amirite?
@jodzdzownica Then why are boobs treated as such? (I know they aren't, just pointing out how they are often treated the same)

People have foot fetishes, yet feet are not genitals. Boobs are just a really common fetish. They're great. Everyone loves them, including other women, and apparently a lot of gay guys, even.

Books and Movies that take place in the future cannot be confirmed as fiction until their respective dates pass, amirite?

Actually, they cannot be considered as anything BUT fiction until their respective dates pass, and their "predictions" about the future actually come true.

Due to greenscreens being green, there is a lack of videos on the internet in which the host wears green. amirite?

You need to start watching Karl Smallwood and his Fact Fiend channel.

You can never tell someone who is bad at taking criticism, that they're bad at taking criticism, amirite?

"The great thing about you is that you can't take criticism"

Everything can be a murder weapon if used right.
Babies don't drink water, amirite?

diet coke only