Centaurs are probably unable to masturbate, amirite?


You can't really be proud of your choices if you don't respect others', amirite?
You bake cookies... and you cook bacon. amirite?

Baked bacon is the best bacon though

from a dolphin's perspective, the entire planet is Sea World, amirite?

How do you know a dolphins perspective

Instead of getting acupuncture on your back, why not just lay on some pokey grass?... Naked... amirite?

Oh acupuncture is just grass?

When the English language repeats a word, it changes the meaning of the word. For real real. amirite?

I don't love love you, but i love you, man.

If you pirate movies, everything you watch is a crime movie, amirite?

But only a petty crime movie.

Straight women can have girlfriends, but straight men can't have boyfriends, amirite?

They have guy friends

Addiction is deriving pleasure from one thing. Freedom is deriving pleasure from all things. amirite?

Addictive or not in the end they inject you with morphine to sleep forever

You've never sneezed more than 3 times in a row, amirite?

Err, try having hayfever...

someone probably bust a nut to 2 girls 1 cup, amirite?

Not the weirdest thing people bust a nut to

You can only kiss yourself in the mirror on the lips, amirite?
We find it adorable when animals behave like humans but not the other way around, amirite?

A woman behaving like a cat is cute until you realize that she sharpened her fingernails.

Millionaires buying real estate in the metaverse will lead to the same issues we have in the…non-meta verse. amirite?

No because Noone who is sane uses the metaverse

Using the Braille writing system you could cheat on tests at school and never get caught. amirite?