No one is ever the right amount of whelmed. amirite?

Put down the weed

Johnny Depp would have several Oscars if it wasn't for Amber Heard, amirite?
There's no blue food. amirite?

Blue cheese.

If/When technology fails, the movie's we all watched will become our stories to tell. amirite?
If/When technology fails, the movie's we all watched will become our stories to tell. amirite?

What story would you pass on? Mine would be V for Vendetta.

In the next lifetime, cords and wires will go extinct because of wireless technology. amirite?
Summer break normally starts one month before the summer season starts, and normally ends one month before the summer season ends, amirite?

Not when I was a kid but climate change is a hoax so what do I know?

It's not fair that only roosters are allowed to start the day screaming, amirite?

Because cocks have morning wood

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?

It's called edging. It prolongs pleasure and the orgasm.

Poverty smells like wet dog, cigarette butts, and dryer sheets. amirite?

I'm poor and I can't say I smell any of those things regularly, my house smells like weed and store bought frozen breaded chicken

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Iapetus-11 I don't know if it was anxiety or nerves, but during my first time I found it literally impossible. We were going...

When I was single and depressed, my stamina was incredible because I just wasn't emotionally into it. Unfortunately it made the people I was not into like me more. Double unfortunately, once I got with my now wife and fell in love, well…that stamina went away

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Achilles982 If there is one thing I'm terrible at, it's avoiding orgasm.

Ya its more of a race for me.

I WON! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME!!

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
@Shiny244 My husband and I used to struggle with that. He'd get in his head about it. I can't speak for anyone else but we...

I was with a girl for a few months, and I specifically wanted to delay our first time because I was nervous of this situation. I'm obviously all about safe sex, so I of course use a condom. Unfortunately, for me, condoms just don't let me finish; it's just reality for me. So I try to focus on foreplay and getting my partner off. Well, this girl, who I really really liked, told me she can't finish unless the other person does. I tried to just focus on other means of helping her, and she said that it did help her, but she felt a wave of insecurity when I couldn't. It basically set the tone for the rest of the relationship despite me trying to explain that it was completely on me that I couldn't, and we broke it off not too long after that. Like, you could straight up see the 180 flip in her mood and affection towards me in the days after that.

I have no point I'm making here. Just is super frustrating and honestly very disheartening to feel like I'm damned if I do, damned if I don't, and even worse is feeling like I was the worst she's likely ever had.

Homeless people in love experience a stronger unconditional (romantic) love than the rest of us do. amirite?
@srilart why's that?

He/She prolly says it cause they're would not be interested in the material possessions of their partner as they could have no possessions

Nunchucks are one of the few very effective weapons you can carry around without seeming threatening, amirite?

I can have a gun holstered at my side and not be threatenings.