I decided I hate phone cases, amirite?

Too much risk without a case.

I like to use a case that folds and has some extra utility, like propping up the phone so I can watch vids without having to hold it up, or when the case has a slot for cards so I can put my business card in the case rather than my fat, old wallet.

Whoever is deciding the ratio of the size of a jar of salsa to the size of a bag of tortilla chips is way off. amirite?
@You'd have to buy two packages of hotdogs and three packages of buns for it to even out.

Well, yeah, I was interested in eating hotdogs for ten days in a row, wasn't it? Single guy here so it would make no sense to me to do that.

Every woman has been sexually violated by a man at least once in her life but not every man has been sexually violated by a woman at least once in his life. amirite?

I was forced through a vagina when I was 0 years old.

The problem with space travel is not that the distances are so far; the problem is that we are so short lived. amirite?
@jodzdzownica That's why Sci fi invented "hypersleep."

Shameless plug for the movie Passengers on Netflix, which I just watched.

Waking up alone on a generation ship with 5,000 other people due to a malfunction, and discovering that you're 90 years away from the destination.

Adult movies where they pretend to bang their coworkers is actually the actors banging their coworkers. amirite?
@Sewcrazy4cats That's some nice improvised lines she added!

"Aaand cut - that's a wrap! Great improv, Mercedes!"

Preservatives are seen as unhealthy in food, but they have probably helped more people than hurt by keeping people from accidently eating mold and such. amirite?

I dunno, obesity is pretty rough on the system.

If can you be invisible at anytime at will and since light can't reach your eyes, what would you see, amirite?
Even when EVs are the norm, people will probably prefer to use gas pedal over accelerator since it has two fewer syllables. amirite?

Maybe change from gas pedal to GO pedal...

I've never understood the appeal of strip clubs, amirite?
@Suspiciousauthor Milkman:Samantha? Dude that's my daughter georgina

1946 called. They don't want their joke back, they want to beat you with a rubber hose.

There should be single player versions of multiplayer games, amirite?

You only play mutiplayer games but wish to play single player? Like.... you know single player games are already around? If you replace the people with A.I in battlefield it won't be a huge chaotic thing because it won't be people. You should play games crafted for singeplayer. Play Wolfenstien and Brothers in Arms.

I (f), believe men who are "small", typically, are better in the sack than "large" men, because they develop more bedroom skills. amirite?

Size has nothing to do with it

It should be socially acceptable for a child or teen to talk back to an adult. amirite?
@Balkany4Ever As a 25 year old, I think letting your kids talk back (within reason) is good preparation for adulthood, most...

I struggle with this at work now because of the sheer terror of upsetting my authoritative parents in childhood and I hate it, I don't know if I'll ever get over it

One day people are going to be shocked they actually allowed smoking in society, amirite?

Already am shocked it was ever allowed. Pubs are so much nicer with clean air.

Writing "PLEASE!!!" totally defeats the purpose. amirite?
If can you be invisible at anytime at will and since light can't reach your eyes, what would you see, amirite?
@Shiny244 The absence of light

The absence of light? That's a black hole