Leaving the house with the sniffles might turn you into a killer, amirite?

Leave the house you say?
Might as well travel the world and go to a few concerts aswell.

Loud farts are your intestines exhaling heavily because they're upset at your choices. amirite?
Not jerking off during a porno is the real accomplishment. amirite?

Makes for great background noise

Rock and roll is officially dead, amirite?

Been dead for over a decade.

If you found a floppy disk, how long would it take you to find out what's on it? I don't know anyone with a computer that old anymore.

Writing "PLEASE!!!" totally defeats the purpose. amirite?

Works for me!

People who played sims growing up had the potential to became interior designers or psychopaths, amirite?
@optsyn Lol I always had the theory that what you enjoy playing the most in the Sims says a lot about you. I hated the...

Yeah I liked playing with the dynamics. It was really interesting to me how angry a wife would get when the husband flirted with the babysitter.

Even though an overwhelming majority of people have exposure to computers now, movies and shows still portray them with an unreasonable amount of beeps, chirps, and whistles as if they're some mystical technology. amirite?
The feeling you get when you accidentally delete an entire four paragraph text message comes awfully close to the feeling you get when you stub your toe. amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk That's the real question here. No one is reading that.

It's better to write a little and give the other person a chance to respond.

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
Children can be made accidentally but every taco ever has been made intentionally. amirite?

You underestimate how bad I am at making burritos

Even Rick Sanchez couldn't cure baldness. amirite?

It is just a matter of style

Guns are rendered backwards in FPS games. amirite?

I've only ever seen the ejection port on the left side in like 2 games, bad company loved it for some reason

Addiction is deriving pleasure from one thing. Freedom is deriving pleasure from all things. amirite?

Addictive or not in the end they inject you with morphine to sleep forever