Superheroes in movies don't even know that they have their own theme music, amirite?

In Incredibles 2 they have in-world themesongs which is probably how it would be IRL too

Masturbating is the most fun activity where you don't smile. amirite?

I have more fun playing video games, even if I'm getting my ass kicked and sweating my ass off.

There aren't any synonyms for cinnamon, amirite?
@donna cinnamons

is that cinnonymous ?

Before sex Ed and porn, most guys probably assumed their dicks were above average. amirite?
@Effectlive97 Six inches above average? Like nearly a foot long? Hahaha you'll scare more women away with that monstrosity than...

Dude if you whip out 8 inches with some reasonable girth some ladies will hell no out of that. Don't get me wrong, you'll get enthusiastic buy in too.

For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
Women get offended by men who approach them. Men get offended by women who reject them. amirite?
@contextrip They do? Might need to change your approach and/or timing 🤷‍♂️

Nah it's a pretty well known phenomena most women exhibit, if they're attracted then he's being quirky and romantic, if he's unattractive then he's a creep.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?

If there's one thing I've learned so far in life, it's to never introduce my children to this song.

opening your mouth for the dentist and he just spits in it, amirite?

My day was going really great! And then, this

Complaining about Apple products being a status symbol is popular way to show to show your status as an informed person in the geek community. amirite?

Maybe like 5 years ago. I don't think anyone would think down on you for having an iPhone especially because phones for the most part plateaued

A lot of people get themselves into trouble unnecessarily because they don't know how to stfu. amirite?

Great example of this: Guy finds loophole in ATM that allows him to withdraw money without affecting his bank balance. Guy withdraws and spends millions of dollars over several months.

Bank sniffs around and asks questions. Lots of time passes and nothing happens.

Guy goes on a TV show and talks about the loophole in the ATM.

Bank, who was going to write off the loss to maintain trust of their other customers, then prosecutes guy because now that it's public that is the way to maintain trust.

Guy went to jail.

STFU

If humans didn't have a sense of taste we would choose our favourite food by texture and smell, amirite?

Smell is a huge part of taste. When you have a cold, your clogged sinuses is the reason most things taste bland.

Taste is a part of smell. Have you never had a horrible or delicious odour on your tongue?

Texture is just friction.

Some people who are alone thinks they deserve to be alone. Sometimes they do. amirite?

People don't think the universe be like it is, but it do

The sinking of the Titanic must have been one of the greatest offerings to Poseidon ever. amirite?
@Suspiciousauthor More like poseidons greatest revenge for humanities efforts to build a ship that was deemed to be unsinkable.

I mean there is a lively debate on whether the Titanic would've remained afloat in a head-on collision.

The difference between the number of times you have entered and exited any room anywhere is only ever a maximum of 1. amirite?
@Missannthropic Is that the same if you walk into a room and die in it

I don't know how it works where you live, but here they take the corpses out of the rooms they die in