Superheroes in movies don't even know that they have their own theme music, amirite?

In Incredibles 2 they have in-world themesongs which is probably how it would be IRL too

Yeat is trash, amirite?

"Alexa, neeeext!"

Masturbating is the most fun activity where you don't smile. amirite?

I have more fun playing video games, even if I'm getting my ass kicked and sweating my ass off.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?

How about when I see a food that isn't mine and my brain sends saliva to my mouth even though the same brain knows the food isn't mine?

There aren't any synonyms for cinnamon, amirite?
@donna cinnamons

is that cinnonymous ?

Before sex Ed and porn, most guys probably assumed their dicks were above average. amirite?
@Effectlive97 Six inches above average? Like nearly a foot long? Hahaha you'll scare more women away with that monstrosity than...

Dude if you whip out 8 inches with some reasonable girth some ladies will hell no out of that. Don't get me wrong, you'll get enthusiastic buy in too.

Chewbacca is worse than Jar Jar. amirite?
@SnooStories Hitler

Which Star Wars was he in?

Live like you're going to die tomorrow, prepare like you'll live to be 100. amirite?

Here's how great this advice is:
OMG I could die tomorrow, I think I should go skydiving.
But you know what, since I'm preparing like I'll live to be 100, who needs life insurance or a will or anything like that?

Something being made from fabric instead of plastic doesn't make it green, amirite?

Good to know paper bags are the best option. I use them whenever they're an option.

You don't know how your body functions but your brain does, even though you are your brain. amirite?
For all the millions of years of evolution to the human species, dogs and cats have a way better bum-hole for pooping without need for wiping. amirite?
Women get offended by men who approach them. Men get offended by women who reject them. amirite?
@contextrip They do? Might need to change your approach and/or timing 🤷‍♂️

Nah it's a pretty well known phenomena most women exhibit, if they're attracted then he's being quirky and romantic, if he's unattractive then he's a creep.

It's weird to think that there's an environment out there where we as Humans are perfectly adapted to survive in without technology. amirite?
@Pheniz21 considering that's what we did, i don't think it's that weird.

In the context of what we are now. You, and I will never know what it means to live without technology. Even if we totally destroyed human civilization as we know it; you will always have the knowledge to construct shelter and tools. But technically by natures playbook there should be a place where we could hypothetically survive with neither.

We should place a curfew forcing everyone to sleep/stay home at night. amirite?
@Mrtechnohawk We would still need to build giant expensive toxic batteries for rainy days anyway. Your most important point does...

Plus, we have hydro, wind, wave, nuclear - all of which happily supply power during the night, so pushing all activities to the daytime would actually exacerbate the problem. Peak demand is the most expensive and difficult to meet.

Betting on sports is stupid. amirite?

thats literally just betting. you cant bet on something that is 100% going to happen. that what makes it fun. try it, have fun