Birthday sex is celebrating your parents having sex by having sex, amirite?
@Mihneacuzino Celebrate coming out of one, by going back into one

This is true for roughly half of the people who have sex

People don't want you to just listen. They want you understand. amirite?
@Cheytuflya I don't get it.

This is the problem, u should get it

Laughter and orgasms feel better than anything else. amirite?

Dont know dude

I got some mushrooms that'll change your mind

If you're ever hungry, hit a fat person up for some food. amirite?

I have to say, as a "fat" person I don't really have much food at home... but lemme tell ya... if I'm at work and one of my coworkers is hungry I got all the goods in my lunch box to snack on until lunch, and I always offer it up... where I work you gotta have food for fuel or your body won't make it...

Ass can produce all 3 states of matter, amirite?
If the many-universe theory is right then there must be some universes that are the same because different scenarios still led to the same outcome. amirite?
toothpicks are mini chopsticks, amirite?

You mean toothpicks are mini skewers. You're welcome

Dog evolved to be tamed by humans and human evolved to take care of dogs, amirite?
@Voluspacookie Not how evolution works

Yeah it's more like forced devolving. Can't tell me a corgi is a higher state of being than a grey Wolf

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?

What makes you think that? I have heard many buses honk their horns.

Unironically lot of people probably know the lyrics to Rickroll. amirite?
It's weird how people are more scared of flying cockroaches that regular cockroaches but people are more scared of leaches than mosquitoes. amirite?
It's neat how plants spring back up in the spring which may be why it's cаlled spring. amirite?

Congratulations. Next maybe you'll crack the code behind the season "Fall"

If Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can he would shoot webs out of his ass, amirite?

He has a spinneret just above is rectum, as it's a completely different system. He would be wildly popular in prison.

Your dead dog's hair is probably still somewhere, amirite?

Unless I don't have a dead dog

Most of the people labeling others as "sheep" worship a shepherd. amirite?

Soo what you're saying is the real sheep are them?? hmmm