toothpicks are mini chopsticks, amirite?

You mean toothpicks are mini skewers. You're welcome

Birthday sex is celebrating your parents having sex by having sex, amirite?
@Mihneacuzino Celebrate coming out of one, by going back into one

This is true for roughly half of the people who have sex

Unironically lot of people probably know the lyrics to Rickroll. amirite?
You could be on google maps and not even know it. amirite?

Technically we all are on google earth, just might not be able to pick yourself out

Laughter and orgasms feel better than anything else. amirite?

Dont know dude

I got some mushrooms that'll change your mind

You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?

What makes you think that? I have heard many buses honk their horns.

You don't remember what most of your old dishes looked like, amirite?

The plates we ate off as kids were blue willow pattern.

It's weird how people are more scared of flying cockroaches that regular cockroaches but people are more scared of leaches than mosquitoes. amirite?
It's a lot harder to count backwards from Z to A than it is to count backwards from 26 to 1, amirite?

Try spelling from 1 to 26.

If the many-universe theory is right then there must be some universes that are the same because different scenarios still led to the same outcome. amirite?
People don't want you to just listen. They want you understand. amirite?
@Cheytuflya I don't get it.

This is the problem, u should get it

If Spider-Man can do whatever a spider can he would shoot webs out of his ass, amirite?

He has a spinneret just above is rectum, as it's a completely different system. He would be wildly popular in prison.

Your dead dog's hair is probably still somewhere, amirite?

Unless I don't have a dead dog

Dog evolved to be tamed by humans and human evolved to take care of dogs, amirite?
@Voluspacookie Not how evolution works

Yeah it's more like forced devolving. Can't tell me a corgi is a higher state of being than a grey Wolf

There's no genetic problem with same-sex relatives marrying. amirite?

Give me a couple of months. I'm about to do my own research