You called me?
The law of the auto mechanic
All your base belong to us.
There's probably someone who misses you because you did something cute.
They are referred to as sleeves
Fewer, not less.
Yeah I suppose you're just swapping some problems for others.
That's fair and I guess it's relative, right?
Having no money comes with wondering where the next meal comes from, or will I have a roof over my head.
Whereas having money comes with "first world problems" like having to deal with paparazzi, or issues like fake friends.
A homicidal sociopath is not more relatable to normal adults.
Would you say it's Schrodinger's Cash?
You'd think that, wouldn't you? I bet money you're going to have at least one white knight galloping to the rescue though.
Same could be said about literally anything, living or non