Think of words ending in "gry." Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word? The word is something that everyone uses every day. If you have listened carefully, I have already told you what it is.
If you could chose a superpower you would chose:
We are drowning in information, but starved for knowledge, amirite
@VicZinc You should cite this quote to John Naisbitt.

Thats who it was!! thanks for telling me that. Can you still cite after posting it? if not, Source of quote is John Naisbitt

If you could chose a superpower you would chose:

how about the power to have all the super powers...

Spit-takes in the real world aren't as common as TV/movies make them out to be, amirite?

but when they actually do happen... it's like 10 times more hilarious

There's a difference between knowledge & Wisdom. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put the tomato in a fruit salad, amirite
@TheBlindMan Not 9gag but a little closer to...

but... when i searched nothin showed up... shamed

There's a difference between knowledge & Wisdom. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put the tomato in a fruit salad, amirite
To this day, the people that used to bully me still take my lunch money. But it's okay as long as they don't mess up my order in the drive-thru, amirite?
some people just need a high-five in the face
Society change with it. amirite?

I like adapt better

Who would win in this fight?

Oh, and did I mention he shows up on the KING OF HORSES....RIDING BAREBACK?!?! So, not only does Gandalf have figurative balls of steel, he undoubtedly has ACTUAL BALLS OF STEEL.

Finally, after cleaning shit up at Minas Tirith, he peaces out and lets all the hobbits and humans enjoy a world PURGED OF ALL EVIL.

So, to recap,

Dumbledore: mentors the younger generation, sacrifices his live for the greater good.

Gandalf: Talks to animals, gives death the middle finger, constantly saves everybody else's ass, and then when it's all said and done, just leaves everyone else with all the spoils of war.

Gandalf WINS.

Who would win in this fight?

Lemme break it down for you. Dumbledore is pretty sweet. he runs a school where all sorts of crazy shit goes down. He has a bird that spontaneously com-busts and a pretty sweet office. Oh and he dies helping to save the world. No doubting: Dumbledore is pretty bad ass.

But then there's Gandalf

First, he finds the root of all evil, and lays out a plan to save the world. When he gets shit on by his buddy Saruman, he escapes by TALKING TO A MOTH, so that the moth can go get his buddy A GIANT FUCKING EAGLE to fly him off the roof of Saruman's tower. Then he hooks back up with Frodo and the gang. But wait, HE DIES. It is important to note however that he dies FIGHTING A GIANT FLAME DAEMON with a MOTHERFUCKING WHIP. Now, normally, dying would be a problem for most people.


Gandalf just shrugs it off LIKE A BOSS and comes back to finish what he started. He also decided to update his wardrobe with some pimpin' white robes. Now fully pimped out, he tells everybody the plan then dips for a minute to handle some shit elsewhere, cause that's how Gandalf motherfucking rolls.

Then right when shit starts hitting the fan at Helm's Deep, he shows up WITH A GIANT FUCKING ARMY!

You've taken a post from this site and put it on a social network before, amirite?
@fuzala yeah it's pretty easy You just press like/tweet/etc. on the post

I meant just copy and paste. Not giving any credit to the site at all, and making it look like you came up with crazy and/or smart opinions

highschools make you pay way to much money, amirite?
If the shortage of Bacon thing is true, then the Apocalypse is truly upon us, amirite?

check the inspired by, yo