but i'm also a lazy SOB
Thats who it was!! thanks for telling me that. Can you still cite after posting it? if not, Source of quote is John Naisbitt
how about the power to have all the super powers...
but when they actually do happen... it's like 10 times more hilarious
but... when i searched nothin showed up... shamed
pretty much what he said
covered in Barbed wire
I like adapt better
Oh, and did I mention he shows up on the KING OF HORSES....RIDING BAREBACK?!?! So, not only does Gandalf have figurative balls of steel, he undoubtedly has ACTUAL BALLS OF STEEL.
Finally, after cleaning shit up at Minas Tirith, he peaces out and lets all the hobbits and humans enjoy a world PURGED OF ALL EVIL.
So, to recap,
Dumbledore: mentors the younger generation, sacrifices his live for the greater good.
Gandalf: Talks to animals, gives death the middle finger, constantly saves everybody else's ass, and then when it's all said and done, just leaves everyone else with all the spoils of war.
Lemme break it down for you. Dumbledore is pretty sweet. he runs a school where all sorts of crazy shit goes down. He has a bird that spontaneously com-busts and a pretty sweet office. Oh and he dies helping to save the world. No doubting: Dumbledore is pretty bad ass.
But then there's Gandalf
First, he finds the root of all evil, and lays out a plan to save the world. When he gets shit on by his buddy Saruman, he escapes by TALKING TO A MOTH, so that the moth can go get his buddy A GIANT FUCKING EAGLE to fly him off the roof of Saruman's tower. Then he hooks back up with Frodo and the gang. But wait, HE DIES. It is important to note however that he dies FIGHTING A GIANT FLAME DAEMON with a MOTHERFUCKING WHIP. Now, normally, dying would be a problem for most people.
Gandalf just shrugs it off LIKE A BOSS and comes back to finish what he started. He also decided to update his wardrobe with some pimpin' white robes. Now fully pimped out, he tells everybody the plan then dips for a minute to handle some shit elsewhere, cause that's how Gandalf motherfucking rolls.
Then right when shit starts hitting the fan at Helm's Deep, he shows up WITH A GIANT FUCKING ARMY!
I meant just copy and paste. Not giving any credit to the site at all, and making it look like you came up with crazy and/or smart opinions
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