-1If dentists make their money cleaning teeth, why should I trust a product 9/10 of them recommend? Amirite?
+46It is possible to live your entire life without breathing. You just wouldn't have a very long life, amirite?
+17You find it ironic that turkeys say, "gobble". It's like they're just begging us to eat them. And since we don't like to disappoint, we just have to do what they say. And that is, to gobble them up! Amirite?
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+14You say, "I'm just like the girl next door!" I say, "You must have really weird neighbors!", amirite?
+347There is a difference between eavesdropping and overhearing. If you're eavesdropping, you're trying to listen to something. But if you're overhearing, you're just hearing something unintentionally. And then someone blames you for overhearing something they said. It's not like you were going to run away covering your ears and screaming, "la, la, la, la, la!", amirite?
+3A good idea for a sports commercial: "pigs can fly! We have found a way to breed pigs so that they can literally fly! This breed is called a 'football', and you can get one for just $9.99! But this price won't last long, so get em while you can, and watch your own pig fly!" amirite?
+334Fun size candy bars aren't very fun. They should be switched with the king size. That way, the biggest one is fun size, and king size is the smallest one, because kings are usually fat, and need to cut down on the sugar, amirite?