When a baby is born, it's actually already nine months old, so I think we should celebrate a baby's first birthday three months after it's born.
It's kind of surprising or at least sad that some people will be voting for Obama purely due to his race, amirite?
@PhilboydStudge I agree, yet I think the opposite to be more likely. More people vote against him solely because of his race.

that's what I came here to say.. there are definitely people who specifically voted against him because of his race.

It's odd to think about how many couples in the past had to come together and reproduce for you to be here today, amirite?
It's odd to think about how many couples in the past had to come together and reproduce for you to be here today, amirite?
@Jennitalia Just one, actually.

what about your grandparents? and their parents? etc..

Nobody is FOR abortion, they are for the right to choose, amirite?
@1865863

abortions for all! open your legs ladies, 'cause here come the coat hangers!

Nobody is FOR abortion, they are for the right to choose, amirite?
Nobody is FOR abortion, they are for the right to choose, amirite?
Nobody is FOR abortion, they are for the right to choose, amirite?
@Len No, no. I'm actually just perfectly fine with abortion. I don't think my girlfriend or I would have any emotional...

what I'm trying to say is nobody is thinking "oh you're pregnant? you should get an abortion!"
the opposite of pro-life isn't anti-life.

Americans: it's kind of weird how much people from other countries know about the presidential election, because you rarely follow politics in other countries, amirite?
Americans: it's kind of weird how much people from other countries know about the presidential election, because you rarely follow politics in other countries, amirite?
Nostrils look like an alien, amirite?
Nostrils look like an alien, amirite?
You'll never understand why websites require your password to have 8 numbers, 5 punctuation marks, 2 Greek letters and an elvish verb, amirite?
When a balding guy shaves his head so no one sees the bald spot but has a beard, it's kinda like compensation for the missing hair, amirite?

my dad did that but he said he only grew the beard because he felt like a turtle without any hair on his head.

that rhymed!