+759Dreams can make perfect sense and seem normal while you're sleeping, but in reality you probably wouldn't be drinking orange juice with Oprah on the moon, amirite?
+725What does the tale of "The Three Little Pigs" teach kids? If you become a carpenter don't cheap out on building supplies? amirite?
+709People who say "I'm 50% Irish!" and then turn around and say "I'm 50% German" get annoying. Especially when they add up to be 250% of a person, amirite?
+700It's so much easier to get along with someone when they share similar musical interests, amirite?
+680No. There's a difference between my 'You're funny' laugh and my 'Holy-crap-I-can't-believe-you're-that-stupid" laugh, amirite?
+667It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help, amirite?
+638Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use, amirite?
+635Without accents everyone in the world would sound like text-to-speech robots, amirite?
+630If you wear glasses it makes face-palming slightly more difficult, amirite?