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a Hippopotamus really isn't a Hippopotamus, it is just a really cool Opotamus. amirite?

mitch hedberg

you know someone who thinks they have it the worst. Sorry, but umm i think the Afgan kid who had his whole family killed, missing an arm, has to walk 5miles to get water everyday, has no money, and sleeps on dirt has it a little worse off then you. so stop crying that your parents arn't going to pay for your iphone bill anymore! amirite?

no. i'm not trying to get at deciding who has it worse. i actually know someone who cried over not getting an iphone.

Fred, from scooby-doo, dresses like a homosexual. amirite?

they also dressed like pornstars

you've started putting some thought into your halloween costumes lately. amirite?

i wanna go as either austin powers or a storm trooper

You can't fake passion, amirite?

i can fake a relationship

because of Call of Duty you can now speak some israeli words which may come in handy in a time of war. amirite?
when your at an amusement park and your waiting in line, everyone, including yourself, is constantly looking around for attractive people. amirite?

I apologize for the gammer. One word, still gets the meaning across. This is 'amirite' not 'did i spell this right'

Best Superpower: the power to reach into your pocket and take out whatever you wanted, amirite?

tell me it another time! Sounds awesome!

Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? --
Student: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. amirite?

hands down. life moves pretty fast...

4 8 15 16 23 42. amirite?

http://www.cucirca.com/2007/01/...-pilot-part-1/ here's a link to the pilot episode of lost season 1. start here. LOST is a life style, not a choice. you will soon understand

sometimes you just completely pull a blank on how to spell an everyday easy word. amirite?

i dunno. couldnt think of an average word. so, a goat came to mind.

sometimes you just completely pull a blank on how to spell an everyday easy word. amirite?

some words are just tricky though.
like: disease, necessary and goat

if you had the oppertunity, you would ride your pet unicorn to the moon with your best dinosaure friend and rescue captain crunch before the smurfs strarved back in springfield because of the dasterdly Toucan Sam kid-napped him. . amirite?

ignor the 'e' on dinosaur. im not perfect.
starve was an accident with key board, and when i first wrote it, it was in past tense. kidnapped. sorry. it's late.
Ha.

you would kill that one person if you could, but you can't because it's illegal, amirite?
you would kill that one person if you could, but you can't because it's illegal, amirite?

someone takes things a little to litterally.