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a Hippopotamus really isn't a Hippopotamus, it is just a really cool Opotamus. amirite?

mitch hedberg

You can't fake passion, amirite?

i can fake a relationship

you would kill that one person if you could, but you can't because it's illegal, amirite?
sometimes you just completely pull a blank on how to spell an everyday easy word. amirite?

some words are just tricky though.
like: disease, necessary and goat

sometimes you just completely pull a blank on how to spell an everyday easy word. amirite?

i dunno. couldnt think of an average word. so, a goat came to mind.

If a facebook friend of yours dies, a lot of people write on that persons 'wall'. Apparently, facebook is in the after-life as well. amirite?

you should check out the website: makes me think

Teacher: Bueller? Bueller? Bueller? --
Student: Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. amirite?

hands down. life moves pretty fast...

you would kill that one person if you could, but you can't because it's illegal, amirite?

someone takes things a little to litterally.

because of Call of Duty you can now speak some israeli words which may come in handy in a time of war. amirite?
if you had the oppertunity, you would ride your pet unicorn to the moon with your best dinosaure friend and rescue captain crunch before the smurfs strarved back in springfield because of the dasterdly Toucan Sam kid-napped him. . amirite?

ignor the 'e' on dinosaur. im not perfect.
starve was an accident with key board, and when i first wrote it, it was in past tense. kidnapped. sorry. it's late.
Ha.

you've started putting some thought into your halloween costumes lately. amirite?

i wanna go as either austin powers or a storm trooper

4 8 15 16 23 42. amirite?

http://www.cucirca.com/2007/01/...-pilot-part-1/ here's a link to the pilot episode of lost season 1. start here. LOST is a life style, not a choice. you will soon understand

Fred, from scooby-doo, dresses like a homosexual. amirite?

they also dressed like pornstars

Best Superpower: the power to reach into your pocket and take out whatever you wanted, amirite?

tell me it another time! Sounds awesome!

when your at an amusement park and your waiting in line, everyone, including yourself, is constantly looking around for attractive people. amirite?

I apologize for the gammer. One word, still gets the meaning across. This is 'amirite' not 'did i spell this right'