If you really think about it saying "scared the living shit out of me" it doesn't sound too pleasant. amirite?
Atleast it didn't scare the dead shit out of you...
They should make a colored white-out so you can fix mistakes on blue, green, pink or any other colored paper, amirite?
Really? Where can you get it? And I put white and color out to give people a reference point and understand the post better.
If your name is Nancy and you are pregnant, you can say "I put the nancy in pregnancy." Amirite?
No, whoever knocked her up can.
You have gas, amirite?
...in my car