If a girl has "Hogwarts" as her facebook school, she's too young for you. amirite?

Its a joke -.-

You've never had an orgasm. You don't even understand what it is, amirite?

um... maybe u dont know because, your 12??

the day you woke up and realized that the only thing this dying planet is ever going to be remembered for are its mcdonalds radio ads left floating as electromagnetic particles through space and the pile of television satelites left flying frictionless out of the decimated planet's lost orbit. amirite?

you only disagree becoz u dont get it ;)

Is there a fairytale where the prince and princess DON'T get together? amirite?

Enchanted :3

9:00- 4 friends online. 10:00- 26 friends online. 11:00- 6 friends online. See a pattern? amirite?

-.- almost all the time there are more ppl online at 10 than any other time >.>"

when you first saw the Call Of Duty Modern Warfare commercial, you thought the old man was talking about sex, not the game. amirite?
when you first saw the Call Of Duty Modern Warfare commercial, you thought the old man was talking about sex, not the game. amirite?

the geico piggy was hilarious!

Tall guy + Short girl = cute. but Short guy + Tall girl = really awkward. amirite?
@the_fresh_prince Is it awkward if my girlfriend is exactly 1 inch taller than me?

naw, like if she's 5 inches taller then yes but 1 inch isnt akward

"Hey,can i see your phone?" "Sure.." Deletes messages "Here you go!", amirite?
You're never going to use the words computer classes have you use. Example: Jak, ask a lass. amirite?