To stay fit.
Just tell them you got stuck in a pornado.
I think it's funny how you said he only has one testicle and your username is "that one nut."
Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!
And if the American bald eagles were fat :P
Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.
After all, I am a penguin.
I do homework by myself :'(
"I had SO MUCH homework last night."
I HAD A DREAM... which I will not discuss.