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Why do independent candidates even run? amirite?

To stay fit.

Girls are like rocks...you skip the flat ones, amirite?
It would be really weird to see someone you know on a porn site. You would want to tell someone but anyone you tell would ask why you were on the porn site in the first place, amirite?

Just tell them you got stuck in a pornado.

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@ThatOneNut And he only has one testicle

I think it's funny how you said he only has one testicle and your username is "that one nut."

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Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and vulnerable, if you want to toughen up- grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding, amirite?

Oh, now I get why people always called me a "pussy" while growing up. They think I'm tough!

It would be funny if African elephants had afros, amirite?
It would be funny if African elephants had afros, amirite?

And if the American bald eagles were fat :P

If you think about it, Tangled is basically the exact same opposite of Hunchback of Notre Dame: a beautiful princess/misshapen hunchback locked up in a tower by an evil witch/judge/priest who sheltered them and told them the world was awful. The princess/hunchback escapes and finds a wonderful world and a love on the outskirts of society: a gypsy/thief. And then the villain falls off the tower.... amirite?
It would be really funny if the GPS changed voices depending on what part of town you are in. YOOO Man, Yawll enturrin da ghetto! teerrrn leffft and' hit up tha likor store beeotch! Nah Nah Nah Nah Yawll misst da teeern. You are reallly dumm. Fur reel. amirite?
@Lkun What would happen if you drove through chinatown?

Turn left in 5 mile. Nonono, make different turn! I bet you get B in school.

when you were born you hatched out of an egg, not a mom, amirite?

After all, I am a penguin.

Drug dealers should make a drug called Homework so that parents can't complain their children aren't doing it, amirite?
Drug dealers should make a drug called Homework so that parents can't complain their children aren't doing it, amirite?
@We should rename sex "homework".

"I had SO MUCH homework last night."

the only way to get rid of racism is to STOP talking about it. amirite?