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There may be no "I" in "team", but there's also no "us" or "we." It seems like coaches should spend less time figuring out which one syllable words aren't in "team" and more time thinking up better motivational speeches, amirite?

There is no I in team but there are three in narcissistic and they are all quite handsome.

ChristianVanMatres avatar ChristianVanMatre +105Reply
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

All I taste is shame.

jens avatar jen +138Reply
It's really fucking awkward when someone you don't like attempts to sit next to you. You're like, "Oh that seat is saved. Yeah, that one too. They're all saved. All of them. Yeah, including that one." Amirite?

That's an asshole move... just ignore them, this obnoxious chick took my seat the other day and I just pretended I didn't mind and sat excluded from all my friends, while she sat there in the middle of all my friends just basking at the joy of making me angry... little did she know, I was waiting in her house with a bat and a shovel, waiting to kill her and chop her body up with the shovel and feed it to her cats.

KickAsss avatar KickAss +26Reply
The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
@lovesarah2982 Look at that slut! Walking around spreading STDs to everyone!

That seems like a legitimate reason to get mad at someone...

BigTRexs avatar BigTRex +128Reply
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

Look at this idiot...breathing...I need some oxygen too ASS LICKER!

Sergs avatar Serg +208Reply
Being the smartest person in the Kardashian family is like being the valedictorian of an Alabama high school, amirite?

Its not that offensive and I mean it's not like they could read it anyway...

HastyCroissants avatar HastyCroissant +169Reply
You don't know anyone from North Dakota, any important event that ever happened in North Dakota, or any famous monument from North Dakota, amirite?
Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

"Freeze Mentos into ice-cubes. Then give your friends an iced diet coke. After five minutes their drink will randomly explode."

UpandAdams avatar UpandAdam +273Reply
In middle school there were rumors that almost every male teacher was a pedophile, amirite?
@Roy ORLY?

Haha no. I'm not a teacher.

wobbuffets avatar wobbuffet +52Reply
I don't care what anyone says, I will never think that a subtraction sign could also just mean a number is negative, amirite?

Might wanna take a look at your score then...

invasion23s avatar invasion23 +58Reply
Its weird to think that we could not use websites for their intended purposes. I mean, if we all band together, we could easily just use this website for sharing pie recipes, amirite?