+240Most people who assume all Americans lack intelligence have more than likely never set foot in America, amirite?
+1,012If you're going to kill yourself, before you do it you should photoshop yourself out of all the pictures you can, burn all your previous possessions, and hack and delete all files of yourself, and then drown yourself in the ocean where your body will never be found, so all your friends will be like "Hey, what happened to Steve? Did ... did Steve ever exist? Did we just imagine him?" Amirite?
+191Not all men are created equal. Some people have a head start on you, but you can't just sit at the start line, crying about how it's unfair. You need to catch up and make them cry about falling behind when they had the head start, amirite?
+301People who say suicide is selfish because they're harming their family and friends are missing the point. When you are so depressed you feel no will to live, obviously you feel like nobody loves you and nobody will miss you when you're gone. If you feel worthless enough to die, you obviously won't expect other people to care either, amirite?
+219There is a sudden brief understanding of the universe that only lasts for a moment, whenever you witness something that's truly beautiful, amirite?
+676When you're alive it's almost as if the world is built up around you. When you talk to someone, or when you see people walking about, 99% of the time, you don't ever take into consideration that they have their own lives, and thoughts. It's probably because we've only seen the world through our own eyes. It makes your head hurt that there are 7 billion other worlds around you, amirite?
+177More often than not, United States soldiers are not fighting for our freedom, but for the freedom of others, amirite?
+366Sometimes you just have to stop and marvel at the fact that you're alive. We never really think about it, but we are just a bunch of bones wrapped up tight in muscle and skin, and it's amazing to think that that little pink thing up in your skull controls it. It's a miracle we even exist or have conscious thought, amirite?
+730The olympics are a time when the entire world forgets their differences and joins together in their hatred for China. amirite?
+221There have been 100 billion humans to walk this planet and die before you were born. Of those, you could name maybe a few hundred. This means any of us have about a .0000000001% chance of being remembered after we die. The human race is a story of cold, cyclical replacement, amirite?