Treat your problems like a dog would, if you can't eat it or f**k it, piss on it and walk away, amirite?

At first I read this as 'treat your problems as you treat your dog' and got really confused when it said "fuck it"...

It'd be weird if we had hair like dogs and cats, so that certain areas on our head grew brown hair and another area grew blonde, amirite?
Parents should have the ability to terminate the existence of THEIR OWN children in the first few years of their existence, just in case economic conditions change or they have doubts, amirite?
@Pedo_Cat i want those "pro choice" hypocrites to change their "no way" vote.

Seriously? Aborting a child before it's fully developed or even aware of the world painlessly and quickly is a LOT different than killing a living 2 year old who is fully aware of what is going to happen...

You know you're a mistake if you're significantly older or younger than your other siblings, amirite?

I know I'm an accident even though my sister is only 2 years older than me. My Mom had a miscarriage between me and my sister and didn't want another child because she was scared it would die too, but accidently got pregnant with me instead...

The valedictorian of any graduating class is always unattractive, amirite?
When you're giving birth, what happens when you're pushing and you accidentally shit? amirite?
@amielol it happens quite often, but when a woman is trying to push a baby out of her, shitting isn't that big of a deal.

Yeah, the women don't usually even notice that they've done it because they're too busy screaming about pushing the baby head out of them...

In Pokemon, since the Pokemons are animals, do they eat pokemon as food? "Hello, I'd like a Pikachu pie and a Squirtle salad thanks." O_O amirite?

Maybe only certain pokemon. Like the bull ones (can't remember their names) could be used for meat. And Magicarp for fish meat.

It's better to be an unmotivated intellectual than a motivated idiot, amirite?

No, if someone tries hard and works hard they'll usually make a living, even if they aren't insanely clever.
Like Bill Gates said, 'my friend passed all his classes and I failed a few. Now he works for microsoft and I own it.'

12AM should be after 11AM, not after 11PM. amirite?

No, because the way I see it, the 12 after 11AM is marking the start of the afternoon, the PM, so should be 12PM.
The 12 after 11PM is marking the start of the morning, the AM, so should be 12AM.

If there is an invention to automatically heat foods, a microwave, then there should be something to freeze things automatically, like the freez-e pops or melting icecream, amirite?

Just be patient, make room in the freezer and put the bowl of melting ice cream in there for half hour/an hour. If you're really that bothered, it's what I do sometimes when I can't finish the bowl.

Racism: the belief that there are inherent differences in people's traits and capacities that are entirely due to their race. Why is this so horrible to believe? It makes sense: each race originates from a different part of the world, and there they evolved separatley from the others. Certain races could totally be more biologically advanced than the others, amirite?
@Favvkes people with dark skin look a lot different than white people. if you made a black person have white skin, it...

True, I never thought about the features. But those features don't really have an advantage over features from another race, they are just different. I don't know why that is, but I don't think it's any better than having thinner lips etc.

Racism: the belief that there are inherent differences in people's traits and capacities that are entirely due to their race. Why is this so horrible to believe? It makes sense: each race originates from a different part of the world, and there they evolved separatley from the others. Certain races could totally be more biologically advanced than the others, amirite?

Not really. I suppose the only difference of having darker skin is that the sun doesn't do as much damage as quickly? If that's how it works, not totally sure.

Reading books and having tests/quizzes in English class is important, like understanding important events and reading helps your brain, but how is knowing about the actual books going to help me or anyone in everyday life? amirite?

I do see your point, but I love English and I understand that analysing parts of the book and evaluating can help you in a few jobs where you have to write summaries after an event or something. I mean, analysing things, such as evidence, can help you become a good lawyer.

Never reveal your age, weight, or bra size, amirite?

16, 121 lbs and 34 D :)

It's always a tragedy when a young person passes away in an accident, amirite?
@ryan dunn :(

I came on here to post this too :( So sad.