Feeling good about your body and having confidence feels better than a piece of cake will ever taste, amirite?
Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

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Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@My birthday is 7/10. 2+2=4. HOLY CRAP THE WORLD WILL END IN 2012!!!!!. . . I can to it too.

Well I'm a Jew, and Jews have big noses, similar to the statues in Easter Island, which is in the Pacific Ocean. Pacific means calm, which comes before a storm. Storms involve rain and wind, both of with are elements of nature. Nature is considered a mother, and mothers are usually over protective. The Great Wall of China was made for protection, and is in China. China fought several wars with European powers, especially Great Britain, which England was once part of. This is where the Great Fire of London happened, which involved a great amount of flames, like how Hell is described. Satan lives in Hell.

Holy cow, Jews DO worship the devil!!!!

Snoopy was planking before it was cool, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Hipster.

I used to eat pie before it was cool but I burnt my tongue :(