People say that marijuana is good for you because it's natural, but they don't realize that just because it's natural doesn't mean it's safe. Wanna know what else is natural? Bears. amirite?
Arizona says life starts two weeks before conception. That is incredibly stupid, amirite?

"Hey Jen, I think I'm going to give my virginity to Brad next weekend."

"Holy shit, Ashley! You're pregnant?!"

You've see your cousins naked, amirite?
There is nothing wrong with having small boobs, amirite?

Actually, there's 2 things wrong. hello smilie

(Bracing for negative votes)

When you walk by people, you make quick judgements about them like "ooh she's hot," or "she has really cool clothes," or "he needs to work out." You wonder what quick judgemens people make about you, amirite?

"Why can't I be as cool as him?"

I mean that's what I assume someone would say about me if I ever left my house.

Sometimes you wonder if anyone actually ever says that Pepsi isn't okay at restaurants that don't serve Coke, amirite?

"I'd like a Coke"

"Is Pepsi ok?"

"Bitch you bettah be playin'"

Nobody really knows why there's that black spot on the back of an iPod touch, amirite?

I've heard some people think it's the microphone.

You think porn should be banned, amirite?

While we're at it, we should ban sunshine and rainbows and kittens and the smell of a new pack of Pokemon cards and everything else wonderful in the world.

people would flip if someone named their kid God, amirite?

"I slept with God last night."

I have to apply a moist ointment to my groin every night. That's the grossest sentence you've ever read. amirite?

After several long minutes of intense squeezing and secretion of a yellow, mucos-like goo, the large pimple finally burst into a violent volcano of pus of blood onto the adjacent wall; the man shrieked out in delighted agony and proceeded to stick his finger into the wound, squishing around at the muscle and tissue in his back.

"Dad, we read in school about chemotherapy. They actually pumped poison into sick people's bodies as a form of treatment?"

"Well son, that was before scientists invented magic."

In the movie man on the ledge the part where everyone starts cheering for him to jump your respect for new yorkers dropped a little, amirite?

You have a vast vocabulary.

Naomee is a pretty name for my daughter, amirite?
Just because someone is flirting with you it doesn't mean they eventually want to bone you, amirite?

And somewhere, millions of friendzoned bastards are weeping.

"It's annoying when you're getting head and..." it's impossible to finish that sentence, amirite?