Please join a debate team. Not because you'd win, but because it'd be hilarious.
"Hey Jen, I think I'm going to give my virginity to Brad next weekend."
"Holy shit, Ashley! You're pregnant?!"
"Why can't I be as cool as him?"
I mean that's what I assume someone would say about me if I ever left my house.
I've heard some people think it's the microphone.
After several long minutes of intense squeezing and secretion of a yellow, mucos-like goo, the large pimple finally burst into a violent volcano of pus of blood onto the adjacent wall; the man shrieked out in delighted agony and proceeded to stick his finger into the wound, squishing around at the muscle and tissue in his back.
Actually, there's 2 things wrong.
(Bracing for negative votes)
While we're at it, we should ban sunshine and rainbows and kittens and the smell of a new pack of Pokemon cards and everything else wonderful in the world.
But we ARE better than other animals. I mean, we're at the top of the food chain. That's kind of a list of 'who's better than who'.
You have a vast vocabulary.
The whole radical thing is just a cover-up.
She thinks we're all a buncha squares :'(
"I slept with God last night."
"I'd like a Coke"
"Is Pepsi ok?"
"Bitch you bettah be playin'"
If I'm writing a lot and I'm truckin' along, I'll tend to rewrite two words at a time.
Ex: And then suddenly the man jumped and quickly thrust his spear into his into his opponent.