It's a lot more fun to just fuck with everybody.
There was once a girl names Orange,
worst person I ever did meet.
I want to slam her face into a door hinge
and chop off both of her feet.
Although her name sounded sweet and fruity,
she left me feeling quite sour
when I found out she gave other men booty
and had sex with rich dudes in the shower.
Pshh, little? Let's just say the wolf wasn't the only thing big and bad.
Even if someone likes it, I can't imagine them liking them liking to hear the same song every five minutes.
That's true, but why take a chance when you don't know? Even if it did belong to a rich doctor, they went to school for years, worked hard, and earned that money.
There's also a line that says liars will not enter the kingdom of God. Have you ever told a lie?
I don't know where the fuck you live but $70,000 is NOT the norm. Where I live garbarge men make more than teachers.
Or when you say goodbye to someone, but then walk in the same direction.
Casey Anthony looked for houses in my neighborhood.
Exactly what I was thinking. You couldn't pay me to go back to that shit.
Quote Shakespeare outside a girl's window and see how fast she calls the cops.
Technically this post is stupid, and technically you are also stupid, so technically, if you think about it, you are a mermaid. It's just a matter of perspective.
To be honest, I completely agree with you post but when you don't use enough punctuation such as commas or periods and make one long sentence I don't ever get a chance to breathe and it irritates me to the point where I want to vote your post down but I don't because I still agree with the idea so I just go to the comments to talk about it because I'm annoyed that I still feel obligated to vote up your post even though you practically tried to cut me off from oxygen and you can just sit there and laugh because you keep getting your way. That's pretty selfish.