Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?

Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

It must really suck dick to be a girl. Haha get it? Because not only would it be horrible to be a female, but because females have to suck their bf's dicks. Hence, it would "suck cock" to be a girl. You might not think that's funny so you can just skip over this post, but don't vote NW just cuz you don't get the joke. It's not fair to do that to a post just because you don't understand. amirite?

Next time you think of a post like this, type it out, delete the unnecessary explanation, delete the rest of the post, then throw your computer out a window.

Competition for college in our generation is going to be rough, due to all the MLIA-ers getting extra credit on their tests for drawing ninjas, amirite?
You saw a tree once, amirite?

This reminds me of something that would be on Totally Kyle..

"One time, I was like, walking. Down a path. And I like, looked up, and I saw this tree. And I was all 'ahhhh! tree!' and the tree was all 'ahhhh! kyle!' and so I walked away."

"That was Totally Kyle"

"TOTALLY!" strums guitar

A Nicholas Sparks' movie about lesbians, starring Megan Fox and Mila Kunis, will send the Kleenex business skyrocketing.

At least once, you received a punishment for a very stupid reason, amirite?

Once my mom yelled at me because she told me to get off the internet, so I got off and started doing my laundry "in a disrespectful way."

People that make fun of the disabled/diseased deserve a punch in the fucking face amirite?
The sign that says "In Case of Fire, Do Not Use Elevator" is stupid. I mean seriously? Who would be dumb enough to try to put out a fire with an elevator. amirite?
@Cedz Depends how big the fire is. If it's all burning shit up then it probably won't do much but if you wanted to put a...

I can just imagine someone planning a romantic candlelit dinner, and when they're girlfriend seductively tells them to put out the candles, they pull out an elevator and smash it on the table.

Anti-jokes are sometimes funnier than real jokes nowadays. Example: Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a table. Then a door. Amirite?

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van

"Psh, come on man, it isn't like talking to a girl." - Rocket scientists, amirite?
I hate my life. I didn't go to college and can't get a better job than a cook at a local burger joint. My only coworker hates my guts and my boss is a greedy prick. I have no girlfriend and only one friend, but I'm pretty sure he's mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes it all worse that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. amirite?
Those damn astrologists! First Pluto, now the Zodiac signs. What are they going to say next? The sun is a star? Psh, amirite?
@The sun IS a star.

Obviously you don't know basic astronomy. The Sun is definitely a taco.

You are talking to someone that likes you back, but you aren't sure whether or not to progress it to a relationship, amirite?


Casey Anthony's release date was changed from July 14th to July 17th, now she won't be able to go the midnight premier of Deathly Hollows Part 2. Justice has been served, amirite?

. <-- This is a period. Don't worry, he doesn't mind being used.

Guys: you'd rather have your date eat a burger and fries than a half-order of caesar salad, amirite?

I dont care if the guy likes it or not, I'm eating my bacon double cheeseburger with fries and a large soda.