It must really suck dick to be a girl. Haha get it? Because not only would it be horrible to be a female, but because females have to suck their bf's dicks. Hence, it would "suck cock" to be a girl. You might not think that's funny so you can just skip over this post, but don't vote NW just cuz you don't get the joke. It's not fair to do that to a post just because you don't understand. amirite?

Next time you think of a post like this, type it out, delete the unnecessary explanation, delete the rest of the post, then throw your computer out a window.

Every word is an acronym if you look hard enough, amirite?
@1301937

Perhaps nobody even uses most of nature’s organic, unique life treasures. Realistically, anyone might invent creations replicating organic splendors. Could other, presumably inorganic creations, substitute impressive life incredulities? Creations offering very ostentatious lure could amazingly now only complicate our natural interests. Our standpoint is subjective.

That took me forever, it better get me a shit ton of loves.

Competition for college in our generation is going to be rough, due to all the MLIA-ers getting extra credit on their tests for drawing ninjas, amirite?
You saw a tree once, amirite?

This reminds me of something that would be on Totally Kyle..

"One time, I was like, walking. Down a path. And I like, looked up, and I saw this tree. And I was all 'ahhhh! tree!' and the tree was all 'ahhhh! kyle!' and so I walked away."

"That was Totally Kyle"

"TOTALLY!" strums guitar

Someone should create a show that revolves around a family that involves a stupid but lovable father, a hot misunderstood mother, and their kids getting into crazy antics all the time, amirite?

A Nicholas Sparks' movie about lesbians, starring Megan Fox and Mila Kunis, will send the Kleenex business skyrocketing.

At least once, you received a punishment for a very stupid reason, amirite?

Once my mom yelled at me because she told me to get off the internet, so I got off and started doing my laundry "in a disrespectful way."

On the Christmas episode of iCarly, Spencer and Mrs. Benson are getting married. That would make Freddie and Carly step brother and sister, but since Spencer is Carly's brother, would that make him Freddie's step dad AND step brother? amirite?

Wouldnt Carly be Freddie's aunt, not his sister?

I think I've seen this on another website before...

Schools are banning the most ridiculous and petty things nowadays, amirite?
@OliveYou we can't wear anything with a smiley face on it... they think it's a gang sign.

OMG, I laughed too! I would get a smiley face henna tattoo on my face or hand or somewhere obvious, and if the school said anything to me, I'd yell "IT'S FOR MY FALLEN HOMIES!"

Just because I have a penis and you don't doesn't mean I have to be the one to kill that spider, amirite?

I always make other people kill bugs for me, even if they're a girl.

I'm not sexist, I'm just a wimp.

You hate that feeling when your service doesn't work in a train station so you can't change your ticket so you can't sit next to the really hot girl in the other train so you won't go on a date and get married and have an awesome kid who grows up to be the president of the United States, amirite?

That's happened to me like twice this week.

"Psh, come on man, it isn't like talking to a girl." - Rocket scientists, amirite?
You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

I'M USING THIS LINE.
AND THE OKLAHOMA ONE TOO.

This is one of those things where I completely expected the ending, but for some reason I laughed when I read it anyways.