7 REASONS TO DATE A BRITISH BOY: 1. His accent. 2. Having someone call you love. 3. His accent. 4. They dress better than American Boys. 5. His accent. 6. They're cuter than American Boys. 7. His accent. amirite?

I've never actually made a friend at all.

Drunk Driving should be encouraged to weed out all the stupid people from the smart people, amirite?
If you knew that your unborn child would have crippling disabilities, you still would not get an abortion, amirite?

People with disabilities have just as much a right to life as people without disabilities. Sometimes, people with disabilities will even value life more than people without them.

You would probably find no purpose in a book titled Outdoor Activities for Honeymoon Couples, amirite?
You get so bummed when the food on your plate is almost gone that you can't even enjoy the rest of it. Just the fact that it will be all gone soon is so depressing. amirite?
When you hack someone's Facebook, it's a total waste to put something like "I'm gay" as their status. I mean, of all the funny, sad, evil, awesome things you could post, you waste it by putting something totally unoriginal and boring. It's pretty anti-climactic, amirite?

I did this recently. I put a very long coming out status that thanked all of his friends for support. Multiple people believed it. Then I got down to business. I changed his name to Oprah Odonnel Winfree. I said he worked at an Al Qaeda training camp with a new project "9/11/12". I posted on every Smith's wall that he was friends with "You're my favorite smith". Same thing with another name I'm forgetting. I messaged one girl telling her she was really pretty and begged for nudes. I accepted a friend request from a girl he's been avoiding like crazy. I added every girl on Facebook named Laquisha and was going to put up a status "I love you Laquisha", but they never accepted. Oh yeah, I also changed his profile picture to Justin Beiber and his time line cover to One Direction. There was more, but I forget.

When you hack someone's Facebook, it's a total waste to put something like "I'm gay" as their status. I mean, of all the funny, sad, evil, awesome things you could post, you waste it by putting something totally unoriginal and boring. It's pretty anti-climactic, amirite?

The best thing to do is change their settings so all their statuses and posts are "Only Me". See how long it takes them to notice no one's replying...

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"Stealing" via the returns counter is worse than straight up shoplifting, because you have the nerve to do what is wrong, and yet disguise it as innocence right in the face of the employee, amirite?
@what do you mean by return counter stealing?

Yeah. The term for people who do that is Opportunistic Poopers. They would poop everywhere just to get what they want.

My oldest approached me today, and told me he was feeling suicidal. I said, "Hang in there, son," and pointed to the spare room, amirite?
@justaskme Dear god, i HOPE this is a joke

Of course it's a joke.
Really what he did was stab his son in the throat.

The most awkward and saddening thing that could happen to you is your mom walking in on you writing a suicide note, amirite?

My mom would be like "You spelt 'disappointment' wrong."

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You're happy with your life, amirite?

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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