The site is called "amirite" not "amicuringpolio."
Hire some clowns to lighten the mood!
I thought Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was #1.
I'm a little child and the candy in the car is real.
Oh. I see how it is.
I actually seek out the teenage guys when buying tampons. I like making people uncomfortable.
A story from when I was 6:
Once their (there) was a girl who wanted to spill her chocolate milk on her bed. Insed (Instead) of her bed, she spilled in on her head. Her head spilled it on her nose. Her nose spilled it on her cat. Then the cat spilled it on her bed. The End.
i thought you switched genders at age 30. no idea why
I used to think that the word "thing" was equal to the word "lollipop". So when my mom would say "I'm almost ready, let me just get my things", I would picture a bag of lollipops.
I really don't know why.
Gays aren't scary people, they're just different. And just because someone's different doesn't mean you should be afraid of them. It means you should be ANGRY at them! How DARE they be different! WHAT? My way of life ain't good enough for 'em!?
France's flag:: http://ctrlv.in/55403
Now I want to nickname American currency. Is it alright with everyone if dollar bills are referred to as Georgies from now on?
That's called Stockho-ho-holm Syndrome!
I thought back to a time in 4th grade when I had to do a presentation on Jamaica for class and I did a Jamaican dance in front of everyone and they laughed at me.
And then I served Jerk Chicken and they were my friends again.
I miss elementary school simplicity...
At first I was like "What is this I don't even."
Then I evened.