+433It's annoying when people ask you for a favor, and when you say no (for a good reason) they get mad. Like if Ralph, who's terrible with money, asked to borrow $30. Then when I said no, he fucked a tortoise and beat it to death with a flaming quesadilla. Actually no, it's not like that at all, I don't know why I included the example. amirite?
+368I hate my life. I didn't go to college and can't get a better job than a cook at a local burger joint. My only coworker hates my guts and my boss is a greedy prick. I have no girlfriend and only one friend, but I'm pretty sure he's mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes it all worse that I live in a fucking pineapple under the sea. amirite?
+751Knowing that our brains can't make up faces, and every face in our dreams have been faces we have seen in real life makes you wonder how many strangers' dreams you have been in, amirite?
+419There should be a little timer at the bottom of your TV screen during commercial breaks that counts down until the show comes back on, so you know if you have enough time to go to the bathroom or get a snack, amirite?
+703When you're dreaming, everything seems so real. You don't realize how ridiculous a dancing purple platypus eating your leg off in the middle of Algebra class is until you wake up, amirite?
+118It would be hilarious to celebrate your child's birthday on a completely random day and call them a nickname without them ever knowing the truth. That way, when they needed to see their birth certificate for something they would realize that their whole life is a lie and be emotionally scarred and have trust issues their entire life, amirite?
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+225Even if you're not planning on boycotting Chick-fil-A, it's ridiculous how some people are getting so much hate and criticism for refusing to eat there. It may be Chick-fil-A's right to stand up for their beliefs, but it's also my right to choose not to eat there. I should have a say on where my money goes without being called an idiot, amirite?
+325Your kids are like your computers. You know things are going downhill when they start smoking, amirite?
+466It doesn't matter how nice a girl is, if she's your crush's or ex's new girlfriend she's automatically a hoe and you hate her, amirite?
+315When a new trend becomes popular (like wearing owl jewelry), there's always like ten different girls who think they started it, amirite?
+160It's crazy how despite the fact that everyone knows how if feels to be made fun of or excluded, people still make fun of and exclude others all the time, even for reasons outside of that person's control, amirite?