@2113644

it's weird but a reality.

I've been known to have bad luck sometimes

if someone is going to point a gun at me they better pull the trigger fast, because If they haven't flashed a badge i'm shooting first and asking questions later

you are right

@2113482

been there done that, I use to get 5-6 hours sleep once in a blue moon and would feel worse than I did on 3-4 hrs night after night you ever have that happen ?

did it for years, totally exhausted all the time , about the fifth day I would say you'll sleep good tonight that would always be the worst nights sleep.

Children should never play with balloons that they find on the street! amirite?

100% right

The joys of commercial fishing it's an addiction/obsession

Back in the day she was wicked hot!

Have you ever milked a cow?
Sunday Morning Sex Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

Funny stuff right there

@2112774

we'll go with that :)

@2112757

LOL!!! you never forgot that one did you Tazzy I would do a repost but don't want to get in trouble here first thing don't know how much a person can get away with don't want to rock the boat.

@2112644

Yes I surely dobiggrin smilie

What do you do for a living & are you content with your job?
@2112839

lol, I like hearing that better than you're finished already lol. Follow me so I can answer you in pm