The actors in Ocean's eleven made way more than the criminals they were portraying. amirite?
@How much did the actors make?

In the movie, each participant was awarded ~$13M, IRL Clooney made $20M

John Legend the first R&B singer with no bitches, amirite?
If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?

Clearly never charged a battery with just wire and contact leads....also battery can be made from lemons and base metals.
Old tech.
Pics of Genghis kahn..coming up.

Someone who teaches others how to fart better is a tutor. amirite?

I started choking because of how much I laughed

If humans can smell when it's going to rain dogs/animals can also probably smell when there's going to be a earthquake/natural disaster, amirite?
Potatoes get a bad rap by being associated with laziness and ineptitude, but they're basically the same as all other vegetables in those regards, amirite?

Couch celery just doesn't sound right though.

if humans are mostly made of water then why do we float, amirite?
if humans are mostly made of water then why do we float, amirite?

Huh. Cool. Thanks guys

Most celebrities wouldn't be considered attractive if they were normal people. amirite?

Makeup hides a lot of sins,

Teenagers are sick and tired of being stereotyped as dumb and stupid, and adults are dumb and stupid for believe in such stereotypes, amirite?

You're obviously a teenager. An actual adult would never even think about this.

Couples who have 4 kids instead of 3 to prevent a "middle" child are actually creating 2 "middle" children. amirite?
@yourneck Not unless you kill the children

Indeed, the two middle children must fight to the death. You see sibling law states their must be one middle child, so there can always be one who's forgotten, belittled, and pushed around. Case closed. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Letting your phone ring and not answering is the real life version of leaving someone on read. amirite?

You don't rly get the information tho. If you leave someone on read you at least know what they said.

today, somebody has there birthday, and so will somebody tomorow, amirite?
Numerous experiments might be conducted on the visitors of Area51 which will only be revealed many years into the future if ever, amirite?

experiment 1: how many shots do we have to fire before they piss themselves?