People might have never invented toilet paper if we could tongue wipe like dogs. amirite?

Wait you're not supposed to tongue wipe?

Potatoes get a bad rap by being associated with laziness and ineptitude, but they're basically the same as all other vegetables in those regards, amirite?

Couch celery just doesn't sound right though.

In the world, 13 in 10 people don't know how to count. amirite?

Ten out of ten will not agree

Teenagers are sick and tired of being stereotyped as dumb and stupid, and adults are dumb and stupid for believe in such stereotypes, amirite?

You're obviously a teenager. An actual adult would never even think about this.

John Legend the first R&B singer with no bitches, amirite?
Someone who teaches others how to fart better is a tutor. amirite?

I started choking because of how much I laughed

If we could travel in time and take a smart phone with us, which is one of our most advanced pieces of technology of our era, in a day or two without the charger and electricity it'd just be a shiny piece of crap. amirite?

Clearly never charged a battery with just wire and contact leads....also battery can be made from lemons and base metals.
Old tech.
Pics of Genghis kahn..coming up.

The actors in Ocean's eleven made way more than the criminals they were portraying. amirite?
@How much did the actors make?

In the movie, each participant was awarded ~$13M, IRL Clooney made $20M

there are people too young to remember 9/11, who have children of their own, amirite?
Couples who have 4 kids instead of 3 to prevent a "middle" child are actually creating 2 "middle" children. amirite?
@yourneck Not unless you kill the children

Indeed, the two middle children must fight to the death. You see sibling law states their must be one middle child, so there can always be one who's forgotten, belittled, and pushed around. Case closed. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

Most celebrities wouldn't be considered attractive if they were normal people. amirite?

Makeup hides a lot of sins,

We all technically have a drinking problem just for most of us its water, amirite?

Mines beer... I'll say it... that's the first step right? Lol

All fish live above ground. amirite?

But not all fish live below sea level

If humans can smell when it's going to rain dogs/animals can also probably smell when there's going to be a earthquake/natural disaster, amirite?
Numerous experiments might be conducted on the visitors of Area51 which will only be revealed many years into the future if ever, amirite?

experiment 1: how many shots do we have to fire before they piss themselves?