Lesson for this week: If you are going to escape in a boat, make sure it is in the water.

He was in Watertown...
Close enough

Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.

Beauty had 6 letters, but so does Yo Mama.

"Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Badara Akon Thiam" is Akon's real name. No wonder he used Akon instead, amirite?
Girls: It feels really good to scratch your balls, amirite?

Well, guys like scratching their vaginas too.

amirite? do, to what knew you backwards word the saw you Once

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PETA is actually a bad organization hidden behind so called good ideas, amirite?
A seven year old just informed me that Hitler was black...our schools need more history, amirite?
Theres a difference between being shy and not knowing what to say. amirite?

Finally, someone understands!

You know you're a 90's kid when... you don't shut the hell up about it, amirite?
I am a bean; I am very lean. I am not fat; I am sure of that. Like all beans, I am small and round; but unlike others, I dont grow in the ground. What kind of bean am I?

That's so not true.
Also I am the president of Venezuela.

Some people just shouldn't sing, amirite?

Yeah... most of the artists in the charts right now.

Who is your all time favorite fictional villain?

'Dark Vadar'? Seriously?

All books are just different combinations of the same 26 letters. amirite?

What about books in foreign languages? ;)