There are 4 types of female orgasms: the positive orgasm, "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh yes!", the negative orgasm: "Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!", the religious orgasm: "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" and the fake orgasm: "Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony! Oh Anthony!", amirite?

So if my girlfriend is faking only if she starts screaming "Oh Anthony!" during her orgasm? Since she never says that, I now know I'm doing something right! cool smilie

If you're ever intimidated by someone, don't imagine them in their underwear, imagine them running with a back-pack on, amirite?

Imagining someone in their underwear is what perverts do. I'm not one of those at all wary smilie I swear I never imagine ANYONE in their underwear.. well, maybe you hello smilie

You should write you address on your house key, so when they get lost, they'll be returned to you, amirite?

then they'll come rape you with your keys

Girls: you should never mention to a guy that you don't have a gag reflex. Amirite?
@Lucas I'm twelve, what is this?

Guys really like when a girl is able to eat a hotdog in one bite. If she doesn't have a gag reflex, she can fit the whole hotdog in her mouth. Then she is really good at winning hotdog eating contests, which guys really like.