So if my girlfriend is faking only if she starts screaming "Oh Anthony!" during her orgasm? Since she never says that, I now know I'm doing something right!
Imagining someone in their underwear is what perverts do. I'm not one of those at all I swear I never imagine ANYONE in their underwear.. well, maybe you
then they'll come rape you with your keys
Guys really like when a girl is able to eat a hotdog in one bite. If she doesn't have a gag reflex, she can fit the whole hotdog in her mouth. Then she is really good at winning hotdog eating contests, which guys really like.