At fisrt I was worried about taking this. Then I thought, "Fuck it, I'm fabulous." http://ctrlv.in/106653
Man, barring people I met on this site, I don't want any of my friends here. THIS IS MY PLACE FUCK MY FRIENDS.
Fuck yeah, I'm a champion.
"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"
Gerber Baby Products
Proctor and Gamble
Walt Disney Company
you guys... are like the best debaters ever. Instead of descending into condescending insults, you're, like, COMPLIMENTING each other. It just makes me so darn happy.
To end the gay marriage controversy we could give gay couples the same rights as straight couples when they get married except call it marriage because fuck the people who have a problem with that
"I'm not sure if I've got one of those or not." -Schrödinger
You are so narrow minded.
A woman would be totally capable of running the country from inside her kitchen.
Worst drawing of Nelson Mandela ever.
Feed Jesus or die.
For every share or like, a clock will be forcefully taken away from an African.
Come see The Obese Mermaid! Coming soon to a theater near you! Featuring the musical masterpieces "POUnd-er the Sea," "A Bigger Part of Your World," "I Won't Kiss the Girl," and "Disproportionate Souls"!
I don't believe in love because I have no proof.
"I don't think my father, the inventor of toaster strudels, would be too pleased to hear about this."