Guys: you love it when you put a load in the dishwasher and she swallows, amirite?
@xopeacexgabbyxo ..but why?

because the clothing washer was busy.

Even though you don't like black people in general, you have a lot of black rappers on your Zune, amirite?

who owns a Zune?

god is real if someone come from the futer,god is not real if no one comes from the futer and we made the time macne also we were first than the futer, amirite?
it really stinks when you forget to put on deodorant. amirite?

stinky, stinky, stinky.
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HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!

Even though you don't like black people in general, you have a lot of black rappers on your Zune, amirite?
@grettag I do.

that's very unfortunate.

I asked some chick out on a date last night. She said "No..and stop standing on dried fruit you fucking weirdo", amirite?
Sometimes you wonder what would happen if someone posted "To be honest, you're not cool and you're a slut" on a popular girl's page, amirite?
The problem with sex in the movies is the popcorn usually spills. amirite?

THIS should be the post of the day.

Sometimes you could just use somebody. amirite?
Look at your post, now back to mine, now back to your post, now back to mine. Sadly, it isn't mine, but if you stopped trolling and hating and started posting about something that makes sense, it could look like it's mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You're on a page with the post your post could look like. Look again, the post now has been voted up. amirite?
@420159

you must be new at spelling too.

Volcanoes are our planet's G spots and each time there's an eruption, it means the earth just had an orgasm, amirite?
You use a form of "hahaha" more than "lol", amirite?
It'd be cool if there was a sentence that contained all of the letters in the alphabet only once, amirite?
@765665

smart. thats a great convorsation starter!

You don't see how poke wars are intense. All you get are little notifications that someone poked you, amirite?
The best kind of Tourette's Syndrome is when you randomly say polite things; "Hey do you know what time it...YOU LOOK VERY PRETTY TODAY!" amirite?
@chicken "Excuse me, 'TODAY'??"

excuse me? bawk bawk bawk bawk. i don't speak chicken?