We're not very creative when it comes to naming sports. amirite?
If you text someone with multiple personalities. You're always in a group chat, amirite?

Multiple personalities don't work like that. In my (limited) experience they have such different roles / purposes that they don't overlap socially much.

I interacted a lot with the multiples a friend of mine had a lot in person, but I only ever got one chat message from one of the others.

Social media is journalism without any ethics, morals, or rules. amirite?

Journalism is socal media without any accountability.

Storm from X men would save more lives if she just stuck to improving agriculture. amirite?

basically these super heros suck at using their powers to save people

Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
If birds and flying bugs didn't exist we would never invent flying. amirite?

We don't have to invent flying.

A corndog is a popsicle if you don't cook it. amirite?

At first I wanted to say Cornsicle but I've decided that Popdog sounds way cooler.

Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
A corndog is a popsicle if you don't cook it. amirite?
@Missannthropic What about copdicle

There was only one wrong answer...and you found it. Please keep your copdicles to yourself

You might have already taken the picture that is going to be used at your funeral, amirite?

I haven't taken it, someone else did. Chose it years ago.

Cats have canine teeth. amirite?

It's true, the teeth that look like "fangs" are canines. They have 4 of them. Sources, I work at a vet hospital and do a lot of dentals.

Flair guns and fire extinguishers are two purchases that you hope you never touch again after buying. amirite?

You do realize don't you that it is recommended to inspect a fire extinguisher periodically?

The main purpose of a wallet besides holding money is to make you feel uncomfortable that way you know it's still there, amirite?
@KilljoyX I don't think I've ever seen a wallet advertised as being uncomfortable to carry.

or to reassure you that your money is with you, and you don't stress that it is lost or somewhere else

All museums are technically thieves' dens that showcase their stolen antique/important valuables. amirite?
@Impolsion No. People can donate things to museums. I'm sure there are museums that don't have stolen goods in them.

most smaller museums that cover local history run like completely on donations or ethically purchased items.

Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?
@BennyPendentes Except my dog doesn't bring the ball back

Mine does not won't let them go. They get upset I'm not throwing them but I can't throw them from your mouth?