Pornstars must take the hugest dumps, amirite?

This world needs more deep thinkers like yourself.

Snoopy was planking before it was cool, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk Hipster.

I used to eat pie before it was cool but I burnt my tongue :(

It feels great to take off that Hollister tee after a long day of being a prick, amirite?

It feels good taking off those skinny jeans after a long day of trying to get them on.

They say a mother becomes a mother when she gets pregnant, they say a father becomes a father when he sees his baby. So what if the baby miscarries? Does that mean there's a mother but no father? amirite?
@Who's "they"?

Them. As in the ones who shot JFK. The ones who built the Easter Island statues. The ones who made Stonehenge. The ones who sunk Atlantis. The ones who built the pyramids. The ones who are in Area 51. The ones who found the Fountain of Youth. The ones who hacked the Playstation Network. Them. They say it.