Why would you be asleep at 3am? That's like the middle of the day.
I think you wipe your but wrong if it requires digging. Maybe consider some wet wipes.
Metric officer uses it to piss and he is pissed
Nope. No kids.
I must be "Verbally offensive" to collect leftist tears.
The Dorito Ninja strikes again!
I've known two people who have snapped and killed somebody. I would have never guessed based on their personalities.
Who said anything about missing arms?
What is rule 34?
Everything has a name.
Oooookay, I'll have to do that.
Yes they are still late, but at least they got there before we did. Does that make us "later"?
We already have an overpopulation problem we don't need more people having kids
I did until I started doing living history and realizing how much WORK our ancestors did with just cooking.