Maindrian-Pace

One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut What if you die in your sleep at 3AM

Why would you be asleep at 3am? That's like the middle of the day.

Girls with fake nails must really struggle wiping their ass, amirite?

I think you wipe your but wrong if it requires digging. Maybe consider some wet wipes.

A lot of people use their penis as a unit of measure, amirite?

Metric officer uses it to piss and he is pissed

We are all eventually going to be the great or great great grandparent that future generations don't remember or know anything about, amirite?

Nope. No kids.

We are becoming more sensitive to verbal offence but becoming more desensitized to real tragedy. amirite?

I must be "Verbally offensive" to collect leftist tears.

You can slit someone's neck with a Dorito. amirite?

The Dorito Ninja strikes again!

It's likely you've walked by a killer at least once in your life. amirite?

I've known two people who have snapped and killed somebody. I would have never guessed based on their personalities.

Without fingers people would still technically have hands. amirite?
There is an exception to almost every rule. (ex. No killing, unless in self defense) amirite?
A sharp knife is at the same time dangerous and safe to work with. amirite?
most intelligent people see themsleves as idiots, whilst people with weaker cognitive abilities often think themselves as smart and intelligent, amirite?
You might have not seen your all time favorite movie yet, amirite?

Oooookay, I'll have to do that.

Graveyards are filled with plenty of people who were late. amirite?

Yes they are still late, but at least they got there before we did. Does that make us "later"?

More people would probably have kids if you could just incubate them to the point where they can walk and sleep all night.... amirite?

We already have an overpopulation problem we don't need more people having kids

People really take for granted how effortlessly we harness the power of the elements every day in our homes, such as when cooking or freezing food. amirite?

I did until I started doing living history and realizing how much WORK our ancestors did with just cooking.