+590The best way to pass time in the car is sleeping. But it's really annoying when everyone starts freaking out that you're "driving off the road," and "hitting other cars.", amirite?
+603I'll accept your religious beliefs as an excuse for being against gay marriage IF you actually follow everything your religion dictates. Otherwise you're just picking and choosing words out of a book in order to fight something that is different for you, and that's pathetic. Amirite?
+858You get worried when you’re almost done with a book and you realize there aren’t enough pages left for all the things that need to happen, amirite?
+352Nothing says 'I dont take you seriously' like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him
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+203Taylor Swift should walk in on Kim Kardashian when she's in labor and say "Yo, Kim and Kanye, Imma let you finish having your baby, but I just wanna say Beyonce had one of the cutest babies of all time...ALL TIME" amirite?
+32Guys: sometimes, when you have the time, you sit on the toilet to pee because it is more comfortable.
+1,822How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
+350Mothers: You sometimes wonder why your son needs to blow his nose so much more often than your daughter, amirite?