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At least once in your life you've stolen money from a family member, amirite?

I stole the equivalent of 25 cents from my dad once.

It still haunts me.

Not to be racist or anything but don't you hate it when you are the only white person surrounded by black or mexican people, or the only black or mexican person surrounded by white people. You want to be surrounded by your own race. amirite?

IMO, it doesn't really have anything to do with race but rather how similar they are too. For example, I'd feel awkward in a room where I was the only Indian or in a room where I was the only girl or the room where EVERYBODY was shorter than me.

Does that make sense?

You know when it's a small world when a friend you just met happens to be good friends with your best friend, amirite?

Or his/her cousin.

It's weird when you catch your little sister and her friends licking each others toes at her sleepover party, amirite?

Well, I guess everyone has to experiment at some point.

Porn isn't gross, amirite?

To each their own.

you hate it when you write out something really long, control "x" (cut) it and then before you get to paste it were you want you magically copy something else and lose the really long message, amirite?

Ctrl Z is your friend.

Go to any Wikipedia article. Click on the first link that is not in italics or parenthesis. Repeat. You eventually end up at Philosophy, amirite?

Yakov Naumovich Pokhis
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This is fun.

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
Bilingual children: you know shit's about to go down when your parents start speaking their native language, amirite?
@528491 look 5 comments above yours.

It's actually six comments above mine. But oops, my bad.

Bilingual children: you know shit's about to go down when your parents start speaking their native language, amirite?

We rarely speak English inside the house so no.

You love it when you're listening to a song are that corresponds to what you're doing at the time, e.g., listening to Poker Face while playing poker, listening to Under Pressure while under pressure, etc. amirite?

Listening to Poker Face while playing chess is intense.

You would prefer to be cremated rather than buried, amirite?

Dude totally. Then I'd want them to spread my ashes around my home country. C:

How to keep people from sitting next to you on the bus: You could hold a crying baby. You can hold a live farm animal. Or, you could just hold a Bible, amirite?

A copy of The Communist Manifesto always seems to work in my conservative little town.

You hate those people who use XD in about every sentence, amirite?
People who complain about going to school on their birthday are annoying as hell. Just don't come. Besides, every day is someone's birthday and you don't hear any of them complaining, amirite?

I miss having my birthday on a school day. It was nice. Plus over here, you get a free cookie from lunch and I kinda like cookies. :c