I used to have this all filled out, I promise. I tend to lurk on this website often, then go into a posting a commenting spree every once in a while. Consequently, I don't really think about my about section very often.
Since I'm in that posting/commenting phase, you're just going to have to wait to read all of the anticlimactic details about me until I get my act together and actually put effort into writing an about section that doesn't look like I copied and pasted what I have on Facebook.
Have fun, friends.