Girls: You save all your menstrual blood in a cup throughout the year, and then pour it in with the punch at the school dance, amirite?
You have a friend who never wears shorts, amirite?
wouldn't sun tanning lessen your chance of sun cancer because the sun kills the cancer cells? amirite?

A cancer cell is a cell that undergoes mitosis before it's completely mature. Cell division of cancer cells occurs so rapidly that it overcrowds healthy cells, hence a tumor. What the sun does when you tan is mutate your skin cell's melanin so that you become darker. Benign cancer cells actually occur somewhat often when this happens. Because the sun is literally mutating your cells, malignant cancer cells, though somewhat rare, can become present and cause skin cancer.

If that didn't make sense, ask yourself why we wear sunscreen. It's a different idea, but similar.

People who say suicide is selfish because they're harming their family and friends are missing the point. When you are so depressed you feel no will to live, obviously you feel like nobody loves you and nobody will miss you when you're gone. If you feel worthless enough to die, you obviously won't expect other people to care either, amirite?

@wc1234: That sounds like an awfully poor comparison to the "Eat that food on your plate because there are children starving in Africa."

You're forgetting that the depression that usually accompanies suicide is actually a mental illness. People don't choose to have depression, and the thoughts that go with depression are strong enough for that particular person to internally warrant suicide.

Sure, people who are suicidal are technically choosing to die or not, but they most likely also have a psychological illness that, for them, warrants it.

All polls are fake. Like they REALLY know how much percentage of America is obese or how many teenagers on average have sex? amirite?

If you were even remotely on the right track, that'd be a paradox, not an oxymoron. An oxymoron consists of two words or terms. A paradox is just a contradicting statement...
So you are wrong. Twice.

Hillary is pregnant, The Wizard's are done, Zack and Cody graduated, and Miley revealed her secret. Our childhoods are really over, amirite?

Many of those shows appeared in my teens, not my childhood.

The Amanda Show was a legend, amirite?

Tomorrow's POTD will be about Amy Winehouse, amirite?
@Congratulations good sir on being the most voted down post on amirite!

I'm sorry; I didn't catch that. Can you repeat it again?

You hate the homosexual cursor, amirite?

At first I thought that there was something wrong with my cursor, but then I remembered that at one time Anthony had the Nyan Cat running across the page.

People shouldn't get made fun of just because they're unique, amirite?

Okay, well there's "unique," and then there's "I'm-going-to-be-super-duper-in-your-face-and-annoying because-I'm-'unique'-and-I-should-be-allowed-to-do-whatever-I-want-because-it's-a-free-country."
Things that are 'unique' but still not okay: constantly references tacos, saying "the ceiling" when replying to "what's up?", telling me obvious things like I have a face, liking a whole bunch of pages on Facebook and then saying them in normal conversation, etc. The list goes on.

What I'm trying to say here is that different is beautiful, but stupidity and being snarky are not.


Tell your mom that no fever means your body isn't responding to the pathogens in your body correctly. Having a fever is your body's way of "cooking" the germs out of you. If you're definitely ill and your temperature's normal, then you need rest more than ever.

You've never cried while reading a book. amirite?

The Book Thief.

Firetrucks, ambulances, and police cars should be forbidden from using their sirens between 10pm and 6am, amirite?
@Saving someone's life? Talk to a paramedic and you'll see most likely they're going to deal with a passed out drunk...

...So what you're saying is that even though those things are the norm, police and paramedics should go with normal traffic for eight hours (a third of the day), no matter the circumstance?
When that law gets put in place and you're getting stabbed at 3am, you'll probably rethink you opinion when the ambulance can't go any faster than 25mph.

People should leave Casey Anthony alone now, the trial is over, there was not enough evidence to put the woman away its sad but thats how it works in America, we dont want to jail a innocent person. Let Casey rebuild her life now. amirite?
Trying to turn a metal door knob when your hands are wet is like trying to catch smoke, amirite?
@PurpleMonkeys Or worse, when your hands are covered in lotion...

And then when you try to open the door, you unintentionally get lotion on the door handle too, so it doesn't even matter what you use to open the door because the handle itself is slippery. Then you somehow acquire a severe case of claustrophobia and convince yourself that you're going to die in the room you're stuck in.