You might already own the clothes you will die in. amirite?

No, I don't have the batman suit to die during sexual asfixiation

For a lot of men the objective in sex is to avoid orgasming. amirite?
The vast majority of the sky is actually below our feet. amirite?

Vast majority=50%?

Or do you mean our atmosphere?

If birds and flying bugs didn't exist we would never invent flying. amirite?

You're wrong

When you put milk in your coffee, you're nerfing the coffee. But if you put coffee in the milk, you're buffing the milk, despite it being the same drink. amirite?
As a someone who is not an english native speaker, it's really wild that english spelling is so badly irregular you can make a competition out of it. amirite?

Grüezi, may I introduce you german:
„Des Weiteren ist das Übrige auszuschließen und im Übrigen sind die Ausschlüsse zu erweitern und die Erweiterungen sind ausschließlich zu erübrigen. Erübrigungen werden des Weiteren ausgeschlossen. Ausgeschlossene Erweiterungen sind übrig. Übrige Ausschlüsse werden erweitert. Erweiterte Erübrigungen werden ausgeschlossen. Auszuschließende Erübrigungen werden erweitert.".

People that think pyramids had or have no real power have never used a 1$ bill, amirite?
Flair guns and fire extinguishers are two purchases that you hope you never touch again after buying. amirite?
@Shiny244 Ummm shooting a flair gun is awesome

Not if it's done from a life raft lost at sea.

History is written by the victor. Makes you think how many things in history we think are true, but complete lies. amirite?
If you purchased everything you got a coupon for in your email,for just one day, you'd spend a billion dollars. amirite?

Show your work. Looking at my email, I'm not seeing a billion dollars of anything.

AJ, BJ, CJ, DJ and EJ are great nicknames, but FJ, GJ, HJ and IJ sound terrible. amirite?

JJ's pretty common too.

Flair guns and fire extinguishers are two purchases that you hope you never touch again after buying. amirite?
@Mafiahammad You do realize don't you that it is recommended to inspect a fire extinguisher periodically?

Yeah but usually it's done visually. Look at the gauge then initial the little tag hanging off of it.

Joobadingus crapoocha floopy. Werpadoober spooter moopy. amirite?
When you crash into the water after skydiving you're still skydiving in slow motion. amirite?

Wouldn't you be drowning at that point? If you just kept sinking?

we're probably all dying in 5 years, amirite?

Nah not me. Maybe you all, idk..