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+539Placing a pineapple on someone's doorstep during the middle of the night is a relatively inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever. amirite?

"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever." - @yoyoha (Josh Hara)"Leaving a watermelon on someone's doorstep in the middle of night is a pretty inexpensive way to occupy a portion of their mind forever." - @yoyoha (Josh Hara) on Favstarhttp://favstar.fm/users/yoyoha/status/215818902708559872

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+55Trumpet players: there is a reason that we are the beginning of the apocalypse, amirite?

Revelation 8 -Revelation 11 NIV - The Seventh Seal and the Golden Censer - Bible GatewayThe Seventh Seal and the Golden Censer - When he opened the seventh seal, there was silence in heaven for about half an hour. And I saw the seven angels who stand before God, and seven trumpets were given to them. Another angel, who had a golden censer, came and stood at the altar. He was given much incense to offer, with the prayers of all God’s people, on the golden altar in front of the throne. The smoke of the incense, together with the prayers of God’s people, went up before God from the angel’s hand. Then the angel took the censer, filled it with fire from the altar, and hurled it on the earth; and there came peals of thunder, rumblings, flashes of lightning and an earthquake.http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Revelation%208%20-Revelation%2011&version=NIV

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+144The chip-to-dip ratio should be called Avocado's Number, with 6.02 x 10²³ atoms per guacamole. amirite?

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+183It's weird to think that you dogs' great great great great great great great great great great great great grandpa could have been someones famous dog, like Abraham Lincoln, amirite?

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+301You never see Michael Phelps' father cheering in the crowd... because his dad is a dolphin and that isn't what dolphins do, amirite?

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+170Now that I've told you Mitt Romney is an anagram for Mr Tit Money you will never be able to hear his name the same again, amirite?

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+149The real reason Gandalf survived his fall in the Mines of Moria is because he had Life Alert, amirite?

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+115Guys: Sometimes you worry that people don't like you for who you are inside, that they just like you for your extremely large penis, amirite?

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+196Life is like a penis. Simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging freely. Then women make it hard. amirite?

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+229Pancakes are like people. No matter how screwed up they are, they are still pancakes, amirite?

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+275There is a fair number of attractive ladies on this site, amirite?

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+503Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on hard mode, amirite?

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+442We all get caught up in thinking "life would be better if I met X" or "life would be so awesome if I lived in X or was born with such and such." But we need to remember something: the fact that life could be worse makes it good. And the fact that life could be better makes it real. amirite?

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