+756I know a guy who was convicted of drunk driving. He got his license back but in order to start his car (in addition to a key) he has to blow into a machine that measures his alcohol level. They should install these machines in every car. That would end drunk driving for good, amirite?
+459O < This is your brain. o < This is your brain on drugs, so don't do drugs. o < This is your butthole. O < This is your butthole in prison, so don't break the law, amirite?
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+399Whenever a girl asks: "if you could change one thing about me what would it be?" you should reply with: "i would make you stop asking me questions designed to get me into trouble." anything else will send you straight into the dog house. amirite?
+320It's awesome that Urban Dictionary was a category on Jeopardy, but it would have been funnier if there was a dick reference. amirite?
+365The vents in locker's are probably only there so a person can breathe if they are thrown in one. amirite?
+492When Alice in Wonderland takes a moment, she goes on a journey down a hole, meets an invisible cat, an angry mouse, a mad hatter, an angry queen, slays a dragon, and rescues the impossible kingdom. When most people take a moment, they just eat a twix bar. amirite?