MartellusBoss

I can't believe it took me this long to come up with a username like this.

Let's see, name's Matt, 16, junior, Catholic. I get good grades in school and am very sarcastic, especially on amirite. If I say anything offensive in a comment, you're either a heartless
I love cross country and track and actually can't wait until summer to start hittin the miles again.

Message me if you know more about me, wanna talk, etc.

This is a very, very, rough summary of my political views.
http://ctrlv.in/71296

Seems like this is a thing so:
Aerosmith, Alan Jackson, Alabama, America, Asia, The Beatles, Blue Oyster Cult, Billy Joel, Bon Jovi, Boston, Bruce Springsteen, Can't Stop Won't Stop, Chicago, The Cars, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Don Henley, Don McLean, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Five for Fighting, Foreigner, Eric Clapton, Europe, Grand Funk Railroad, Hal Ketchum, John Mellencamp, Journey, Kansas, The Knack, Lindsey Stirling, Little Texas, Loverboy, Lyle Lovett, OneRepublic, Pat Benatar, Pat Green, Parachute, Paul McCartney and Wings, The Police, Queen, Rascal Flatts, REO Speedwagon, Styx, The Rolling Stones, Steve Miller Band, Steppenwolf, Toto, Van Halen, U2, 38 Special, Zac Brown Band, and The Who.

I need take a massive dump finish my homework so I'll eventually add on.

And here it is, my ever growing list of what "this" is (and various other tenses of be)

What "This" Is
madness
Sparta
Patrick
Halloween
how we do it
why I'm hot
it
a beat-uh, you can't touch
my swag
my jam
the way I live
the the way we ball
also the story of a girl
the ultimate showdown
for ones who stood their ground
a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down

What "This" Is Not
the Krusty Krab
Amurricah
a drill
a love song
a drive by
Hogwarts, but it is how it ends

What "This" Ain't
goodbye
a song for the broken hearted
a silent prayer for faith departed

Please feel free to contribute.

People whom I happen to know:

ilikefurrywolves4815: I think I still owe her a pizza.

Brettward95: We conspired to occupy amirite because a repost of his post had gotten POTD, but our dreams were crushed about 5 minutes later when Anthony fixed everything.

KirstenAnn: She hails from the land of endless corn and soy beans, and apparently, I helped overcome her fear of big cities (please hold the applause).

TheObliviousPanda: We're the two biggest gangstas on Amirite. Ain't no dou' bout it, yo. (On a related note, I'm probably the whitest guy on this site).

Here's my very own inspirational quote:
If you're a teenager, you're an idiot. No exceptions. Except me. But not really.