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Big Brother is Watching You.

Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass, amirite?
there should be a word in spanish for amirite. amirite?
@GiggityGoo22 French?

It's "Where is the library" in french, except there is no l'accent grave on the "Où"

Sodium and chlorine are going out now, how ionic! amirite?

Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Bismuth, Technetium, Helium, Sulfur.
Germanium, Thulium, Oxygen, Neon, Yttrium.

It sucks when a good movie has a bad ending.. amirite?

Law Abiding Citizen.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. amirite?
@Token_Black i don't get it

Have you ever heard from Malcolm X after he was assassinated?

It would be great to judge a spelling bee "Spell threw." "Can you use it in a sentence?" "I threw the ball through the goal.", amirite?
If abortion is murder then blow jobs are cannibalism, amirite?
@drhannah I think your doing it wrong, the penis is still supposed to be there after the blow job.

It's cannibalism if you swallow he means, because you eat the millions of sperm.

Being a singer is easy. With autotune, it can make a horrible singer become the greatest. This would guarantee fame in the music industry. With acting, you actually need to know how to act. You can't "pretend" to be a great actor. amirite?

If you can pretend to be a good actor and get away with it, then I think you did a pretty good job of acting.

It's hard to get a first job as a sixteen year old in this economy, amirite?

A fast-food joint, or a cashier if you know anyone who works at the store.

Best Canadian pick up line: "I'm gonna call you sugar maple tree ... cause I would totally tap that," amirite?

I saw this on Comedy Now.

If I'm José, Amirite?
We can vote to decide who runs our country and we can enlist to defend it with weapons of mass destruction, yet we aren't old enough to have a drink. There is something wrong here... amirite?

It's better than making that kind of decision drunk.

the world was a better place before we humans came and polluted it, amirite?
@yimmyjm There's no way to tell if it was a couple of days or billions of years. No one has ACTUALLY tried to properly date...

Actually, they have. Several times

Strong Theist Belief: 6011 Years
Most everyone else: 4.54 × 109 years ± 1%

It'd be cool if people could use IQ points and life skills in trades. "Hey, I'll trade you 5 IQ points for your ability to not fall over stones that aren't there?" 'You sir have a deal!' amirite?

"Lets both put 20 IQ points into this jar, then I will sell you the jar for 30 IQ points, so we both make 10 IQ profit!"