Your passwords are technically one of the longest secret(s) you've kept in your life. amirite?
@An upcoming argument

Secrets can be good. My wife planned a surprise visit from my sister (who lives on the other side of the world) for when my first child was born. She kept a lot of secrets from me to plan that.

Burglars are probably more likely to pass by your house if there is a sign indicating infected patients than if there is a sign for a home security system. amirite?

Don't to that. And especially no pranks, no revenge or other unnecesary distract sanitary services and health system. The world is enough cra*ed right now.

Through social media it is easier than ever now to arrange 80% of the developed world to jump at the same time to see what would happen, amirite?
A thunderstorm is when the sky is water damaged and is electrically short circuiting. amirite?

Nothing some Flex Seal can't fix

Having a haircut done by a professional wasn't a thing until somebody realized they could make a lot of money charging people to cut their hair. amirite?

I battle severe depression (I've lost 5 close family members; including my Dad to suicide or drugs in the last 5 years and now I'm going through a divorce). I didn't cut my hair for 4 or 5 months (I've always been well groomed and taken care of myself before all of this traumatic BS happened). I got my hair cut last week and it brought back a lot of confidence and made me feel a lot better. Best $30 I've ever spent.

There are 360 different directions, but we only pay attention to 4 of them. amirite?
@Tanmoykayesen There is no real direction in space if you want to get really technical about it.

There is direction just not absolute direction until you define your reference point

(Probably) More people know the rules to basketball than their countries' laws, amirite?

basketball has far fewer rules, they're all centrally documented, and they rarely change

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

I'm super cool with this!

If you hold your head, you'll be holding one of the most intricate objects the universe has created. amirite?
We go up and down stairs every day and yet we barely remember our experiences doing so. amirite?

But you also open doors, get in your car, sit down at your desk, etc. and you don't remember any of those either

Actually its for a week

As long as the actors stay 2 meters away from each other.

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

Don't be silly. If you were born around 1915, you came of age during the depths of the depression, and you would still end up getting drafted and fighting in the biggest war the planet has ever seen.

Picking out a Valentine's gift is only hard when you know that nothing in the world will be good enough. amirite?
If college wasn't so expensive maybe we would have more medical professionals available. amirite?

Education should just be for free.